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half empty drunk talk
This is the crazy
talk you funny people let out when
you allow the adult beverages get the best of you.
Remember, we're always listening...
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"That's the most I ever got kicked out of a bar"
"Nasty, did you do the soundcheck on the cowbell yet?"
"I've done a lot of bad in my life, it's time I start doing some good"
"The last thing I remember is being passed out on the floor. Wait, that's not possible. The last thing I remember is passing out on the floor"
"Hey...your brothers are trying to bone me"
"I'm in and out of the "Y" all the time"
"I think I broke my arm, but it's ok you guys can keep playing"
"My truck is a hundred times better than your truck"
"Stumpy, did you buy that flannel shirt when you were in Seattle?"
"Lethal injection ... that's a good way to go"
"I'm ok to drive home ... as long as there are no cops"
"He blew his chances. It was a complete turnoff ... and not in a "hot" way"
"They only make three things in Brazil ... mic stands, band-aids, and soccer players"
"What's that? You're in jail? What did you do this time?"
"Do you smell that? Quinn burned my hair"
"I'm going to do some shots ... tear it up f*c&ers"
"I'd do Celine Dion ... in Las Vegas ... if she paid for it"
"The reason you can't see Jesus, is cause he's inside you"
"Dude...put your wiener away"
"This is a family function ... I can't take the guns out here"
"2 Seconds in her @ss ... that's what I call stamina boys."
"He was so f@$king hot ... I wanted to f@#K the sh$t out of him ... and I did ...cause he's my boyfriend ... but you don't want to hear about that do you?"
"Wow...You guys are an above-average band!"
"If I end up taking her home, she'll probably break me."
"Me, having fun? Don't worry about me, I'd have fun at an insurance convention."
"I have 13 tattoos ... 2 on my t!t$ ... they're Teddy Bears."
"I had a Cheetoh in my pocket ... but I dropped it on the floor."
"If I ever get stupid enough to get married, I'm having you play at my wedding."
"I'm pulling this up so you old perverts don't look at my taters."
"Earthday is my Birthday."
"I'm gonna kill all y'all till your dead."
"I know a lot of one-armed drummers ... play that thing chicken wing"
"I can't make it to the benefit show on Sunday, cause I have to work Monday morning. I'm a garbage man in Milwaukee ... but I'm a cage fighter on the weekends."
You guys played so well, some guy shat himself ... I just threw away the shatty underwear ... they were behind the toilet.